Friday, 2 December 2011

FML : Edisi Kucing !

~ ) As Salam
~ ) FML ( F*** My Life ) Edisi kucing
~ ) Cerita lucu
~ ) Bahasa Inggeris
~ ) Enjoy


Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML


Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather . After it's dead , i take a look at the bird and realises that , that is the bird that I had spent my last 4 weeks taking care of it because it fell from it's nests. FML !


Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML


Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML


Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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