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                                       DREAM

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

DISGUSTING~

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

WASTE OF TIME

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather . After it's dead , i take a look at the bird and realises that , that is the bird that I had spent my last 4 weeks taking care of it because it fell from it's nests. FML !

WONDERS OF THE WORLD

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

NO MONSTER ~

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

ALLERGIC

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML